Sunday, December 16, 2007

Winter Wildlife

On Friday evening, just as it was getting dark, I got an excited voicemail from one of my neighbors telling me to look out my window because there were six elk grazing in the pasture between our houses. Unfortunately, I was working and by the time I got home they were gone. But yesterday I went for a walk and just as I was approaching a bend in the road, two elk leaped across my path. I stopped and watched in awe as a steady stream of them came bounding up from the river and started climbing a ridge where my mother pastured horses before I was born, and where, when I was a child, we had a memorable encounter with a black bear while picking huckleberries one fall. I lost count at 15, and they just kept coming. There must have been at least 40. I was both too startled and too slow to get a decent picture. Can you even see them in the trees?

On a smaller scale, but just as startling, I saw this tiny creature skittering through the snow 15 yards or so from my front door when I set out for my winter walk. Guess what direction he was traveling? It had never occurred to me that spiders could survive in the open in such cold. He made good time. By the time I saw him on my return trip he'd covered about half the distance to my significantly cozier home (where, sadly, he'd find plenty of other creatures to keep his strength up until spring when I wouldn't feel so evil about banishing him back outside).

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Why didn't anyone warn me that shortbread was a bad idea?

I've been shoving it in my mouth non-stop since it came out of the oven on Monday. (Ok, I waited for it to be cool enough to cut.) I really don't understand. Shortbread has never been my thing. I've never made it before, it's the last cookie I turn to in a cookie assortment, I've certainly never paid money for a piece of it and yet, for some reason, I am now turning up my nose at the tub of fudge sitting next to it in favor of these tiny squares of crumbly, buttery sweetness. I'm completely addicted. I'm eating it for breakfast right now. It's almost as if the demerara sugar I sprinkled on top was secretly replaced with small rocks of honey-colored crack at some point when I wasn't looking. (And if that is the case thank god the sentencing guidelines have finally been lowered, because I have sent this stuff THROUGH THE MAIL people and I'd prefer my stint in a federal prison be as brief as possible thankyouverymuch.)

Sunday, December 9, 2007

It's definitely starting to feel like Christmas

I made fudge yesterday, and cream cheese mints this evening. I was really feeling more like bed and a book than an hour rolling little balls of yummy goodness in sugar, but I put my Netflixed copy of Die Hard (the original) into the DVD player to get me in the proper spirit. What? It's totally a Christmas movie! Now I just have to make some shortbread in the morning and my first round of Christmas cheer will be ready to package up and entrust to the USPS. Except I haven't written any cards to go with the candy. Do you think people will mind?

Saturday, December 8, 2007

I Hurt

Just so you all aren't picturing me in a beautiful snowy wonderland, I should let you know that Tuesday, the day after the big snowfall, the temps reached the high 30s and it rained all that night, melting most of the snow and making everything (very much including my driveway) muddy and gross.

BUT! Not all the effects of the snow have disappeared this week. Oh no. One, very personal reminder, lingers. I actually pulled on my completely inadequate footwear and went out on Monday and shoveled the dense, wet, very very heavy snow (using a normal shovel, because of course I haven't gotten a snow shovel yet) and now, almost a week later, I still ache. Isn't that pathetic? The muscle soreness is finally gone but my neck/shoulder region is seriously janked. (I know, I should take advantage of the spa discount and get a massage. But . . . it feels strange to get a massage from someone I work with. Brow waxing? Facial? No problem! But a massage just seems too . . . I don't know. Something. It's my own hangup. The therapists are always getting massages from each other, so I know I'm being stupid. I'm sure I'll get over it before this little interlude in my life ends.) Of course, the fact that the snow had mostly disappeared the day after I had killed myself shoveling it out of my way just adds the proper coda of wasted effort to the physical discomfort.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Valley County Scene

I took my garbage to the solid waste transfer station this afternoon. Dangling from the rafters of the gatehouse was a dead coyote. I don't know if it had been caught in a trap, or hit by a car, or shot. And I didn't stick around to ask. I kept my head down, tossed my bags in the dumpster, and got the hell out of there.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Definitely NOT snowed in

Because one of my awesome neigbors is plowing my driveway as I type. Thank god I'd just finished baking cookies so I could give him something in return. It's really not nearly enough. When I ran out in the snow to give them to him, and thank him, he said "Well, we're all in this together!" Which, yeah. But some of the "we" who are in this are fucking useless and end up relying on the rest of the "we" a whole hell of a lot more than the useless part of the "we" is entirely comfortable with.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Snowed in?

Maybe. I'm not sure. It's possible that I could get down my driveway without getting stuck, but I have grave doubts that I would be able to make it back up. Luckily, I don't need to try. Because I have nowhere I need to go!

A classic winter storm has been hammering the Oregon coast for the past few days, with winds gusting over 80 miles an hour and buckets of rain. (Poor Zach lost power in the middle of a game of literati yesterday afternoon, and the power was still out when he got home from work last night.) That same system reached my little corner of the world while I was sleeping. I woke up to five new inches of snow (on top of the three we got yesterday), and a power outage of my own. But I was prepared. I'd filled my lamps with oil, baked bread, and made a big pot of squash and bean soup that I can reheat on the wood stove if necessary. But so far it hasn't come to that. I made my tea on the wood stove and read Sales by lamp light and just as I was starting to think that it was awfully quiet without my usual background of NPR, the power was back. And I stopped reading Sales and got on the internet to check the forecast (and blog).

Of course, I'm not entirely prepared for this storm. I still don't have boots. Or a snow shovel. But I have fresh bread! And lots of books! And now that the power is back, I can make cookies! Who needs a snow shovel when one has cookies and atmospheric mystery novels?